How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground? I thought Asian women couldn't drive ಠ_ಠ

I owe my life to Ellen Pao. I got in a horrible car crash and I was in a coma for 6 months. One day my nurse walked in and placed a photo of Ellen Pao on the desk next to me. I awoke from my coma, got up and threw that shit away.

Did you hear about the LEGO truck that crashed on the highway? Authorities are still trying to piece everything together...

What's going on? A policeman passes a parking lot around midnight and notices a couple in a parked car. He stops to investigate and sees a man in the driver's seat and a young lady in the backseat, quietly reading a magazine. The officer knocks on the window and asks whats going on. "Listening to music," the guy says. Pointing toward the lady in the backseat, the officer asks, "And what's she doing?" "Reading a magazine, of course." "How old are you?" asks the officer. "I'm 28." "And how …