What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church? Christian BALE!

Christian Aliens A race of aliens visits earth one day; they come in peace and surprisingly, they speak English. Obviously all of the heads of government and religious leaders want to speak to the aliens so they set up a meeting with our new visitors. When it's the pope's turn, he asks: **""Do you know about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?""**. **""You mean J.C?""**, responds the alien **""yeah we know him he's the greatest isn't he? He swings by every year to make sure that we are doing ok""*…

Christian Kittens A preacher was taking a walk one day and happened upon a young girl who was playing with something in a cardboard box. When he got closer he could see that the box held a litter of new-born kittens. "What kind of kittens are those?" asked the preacher. "They're Christian kittens," replied the little girl. The preacher walked on, pleased to see that the little girl had Jesus foremost in her thoughts. A few days later the preacher saw the little girl again. "And how are you…