David Hasselhoff calls his Agent and demands "I want everyone to call me The Hoff from now on.""#David Hasselhoff0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming "KITT!" When he can't find his car.#David Hasselhoff#Driving#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
David Hasselhoff saves money on tailored shirts by not ordering the first 5 buttons.#David Hasselhoff#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Your lifeguard resume is just a pic of David Hasselhoff" I feel it says all u need to know about me "He's drunk with a cheeseburger" Yes#David Hasselhoff#Work#Bar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and says to the barman... ...""I want you to call me David Hoff"". The barman replies: ""Sure thing Dave... no hassle.""#David Hasselhoff#David Hoff#Bar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp