A priest from Ireland was assigned to a Texas diocese. One morning, Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this: ""Good morning, this is Sergeant Jones, how might I help you?"" ""And the best of the day t…

Sergeant Jones was doing a drill one morning... ...when a letter was given to him. Sergeant stood up and shouted, "PRIVATE WILLIAMS STAND UP!.....YOUR MOTHER HAS DIED!" Private Williams immediately wept and overcome by emotions, soon fainted. Sergeant Smith told Sergeant Jones, "You should have broken the news to him nicer....he wouldn't have been so upset." Two months had passed, Sergeant Jones was running another drill and he received another letter which stated that Private Williams' fat…

An Irish Priest An Irish Priest is Transferred to Iola, Texas. He rose from his bed one morning; It was a fine spring day in his new West Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. So he promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?" "And the best of t…

Majedar Chutkule: हंसने के चेहरे पर रौनक आती है और माइंड से लेकर मूड तक फ्रेश रहता है. अगर आप अकेला महसूस कर रहे हैं या फिर बोर हो रहे हैं तो पढ़िए ये मजेदार चुटकुले.> लड़की का एक्सीडेंट हो गया.डॉक्टर - आपके पैर खराब हो गए हैं.लड़की - क्या ये सही नहीं होंगे?डॉक्टर - नहीं इनको काटना पड़ेगा.लड़की - ओह! नो अब मैं क्या करुंगी?डॉक्टर - धीरज रखिए, ईश्वर सब ठीक करेगा.लड़की - अरे मुझे उसकी टेंशन नहीं है. दरअसल मैंने कल ही नया सैंडल खरीदा है, और उस दुकान पर लिखा था- "बिका माल वापस नही…