[meeting at round table] "King Arthur, if I may?" "Go ahead." "Castles but bouncier." "Bouncy castles?" "But you gotta take your shoes off."

what idiot caled it "king arthur adn the knigts of the roumd table" insted of a "circumference sir conference"

KING ARTHUR: ...and that is our noble quest. REPORTER: K, great. What shape is your table? A: Um, round? But that's not really... R: Got it

Which is your favorite Monty Python Joke? Of course, there's [the Funniest joke in the world](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Funniest_Joke_in_the_World), but here goes mine: **Sir Bedevere:** ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped. **King Arthur:** This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.