[meeting at round table] "King Arthur, if I may?" "Go ahead." "Castles but bouncier." "Bouncy castles?" "But you gotta take your shoes off."

what idiot caled it "king arthur adn the knigts of the roumd table" insted of a "circumference sir conference"

Which is your favorite Monty Python Joke? Of course, there's [the Funniest joke in the world](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Funniest_Joke_in_the_World), but here goes mine: **Sir Bedevere:** ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped. **King Arthur:** This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

And you think the queen isn't to be blamed? King Arthur was getting ready to go on a Quest. He was worried about leaving his beautiful Queen Guinevere alone with all those lonely Knights of the Round Table. So he went to his famous wizard, Merlin, for some advice. After explaining his predicament to Merlin, the wizard looked thoughtful and said to come back in a week and he'd see if he could come up with something. A week later King Arthur was back in Merlin's laboratory where the good wizard wa…