Fastest thang in the universe An Indian Joke - Masterpiece! After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified -- an American, a Russian, an Australian and an Indian. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, ""What is the fastest thing you know?"" Dave, the American, replied,""A THOUGHT""…

My dad's day at work... My dad is a police officer out here in New Jersey (US), and the irony is perfect. My dad drives up to a nearby school and spots three teenagers smoking cigarettes out back. Somebody recently called from the area about a kid who was stealing outside equipment from the neighborhood and one of the teenagers matched the description. My dad drives up to them and calls the one matched over to his car. He asks him what they've been doing and the normal of an officer. My dad then…

Italian father with son in prison An old Italian gentleman lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. "Dear Vincent, I am pretty sad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if yo…

Father's day hindi jokes for dad (पापा-बेटा जोक्स मज़ेदार चुटकुले): अगर आपके पापा का मूड (Father' day) भी हमेशा मस्खरी करने वाला रहता है। अगर आपके और आपके कूल डूड (Happy father's day 2023) डैड के बीच का रिश्ता एकदम इमली की चटनी जैसा खट्टा मीठा, नोक-झोंक वाला है। और मस्ती मज़ाक में अगर आपके कूल (Jokes Hindi) और सैवेज पापा आपसे भी दो कदम आगे हैं? तो फादर्स डे वाले (Dad Jokes) ये मज़ेदार चुटकुले बेशक आपके पापा को खूब पसंद आएंगे, देखें हिंदी में पापा-बेटा वाले बहुत ही (Chutkule) मज़ाकिया जोक्स। जिन्…