When Hugh Hefner dies no one will say he's in a better place now.

"Today I'm just going to wear pajamas all day." - Hugh Hefner ever morning of his life.

Hugh Hefner and Larry King used to room together when they helped build the pyramids.

Some monks were selling flowers outside the playboy mansion Hugh Hefner realises this and puts a stop to it as they are on his property and welcoming tourists. The local news catches wind of this and goes to interview the monks. The reporter asks ""do you think you will set up shop somewhere else?"" And the monks reply ""oh yes, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.""