What do you call the killing of Chinese baby girls? Youth-in-Asia

Babies Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in the distant rural regions of Ireland with no running water, no electricity, none of the creature comforts. One night, Mikes' wife goes into labor. The local doctor is there in attendance. ""What d'ya want me to do, Doctor?"" ""Hold the lantern, Mikey. Here it comes!"" The doctor delivers the child and holds it up for the proud father to see. ""Mike, you're the proud father of a fine strapping boy."" ""Saints be praised, I..."" Before Mike can f…

An Anecdote from Central Asia Nasreddin Hodja, a man known for his sharp wit [and constant trolling of everyone around him], had borrowed a cauldron from his neighbor. When he didn't return it for a long time, the neighbor came knocking on the door. ""Hodja Effendi, if you are finished with the cauldron could I take it back? The wife needs it today."" ""Ah, of course,"" Hodja said, ""just wait here a minute and I'll fetch it."" When Hodja came back to the door with the cauldron, the neighbor not…

Some funny pick up lines Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in your eyes. If your left leg is Halloween, and your right leg is Christmas, CAN I COME IN BETWEEN HOLIDAYS? My love for you is like diarrhea, i just can't hold it in. If i said you had a hot body, would you hold it against me? Nice legs...what time do they open? Um…I have a lotta money. Hey baby, did you just break wind? Cause you're blowing me away. Hey. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you …