The Marine and the Liberal Arts Major A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature." The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like yo…

An old Sergeant Major A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.

[gynecologist making small talk during an exam] DOCTOR: So you're in the military? HER: Yes DOCTOR: Well thank you for your cervix

A bunch of kids from the varsity Minecraft team bullying an athletic loser who brought a football to school.. Visions of future war