Arthur and Friends The members of King Arthur's Round Table were always tired because they were on the knight shift. But they did like to party. One day after a boisterous gathering, the purest knight of all kept asking everyone who was awake, "Did you see the gal I had? When did King Arthurs men practice? Joust at night. Kings are old when they reach the age of sovereignty -- then they worry about their receding heir line. For kings, uprisings were a peasant surprise. Puns can be ma…

ME: you don't look anything like your profile photo TINDER DATE: LOL no, that's my pug, Arthur *silence for 10mins* ME: is Arthur coming or

Nursing home Arthur is in a nursing home after the death of his wife and he feels depressed. Betty notices this and asks if there is anything she can do. He says 'well my wife used to sit with me in the evenings and just hold it for me. I miss that touch.' Betty is a game and a kind woman so she takes to doing this for him. Every night they sit in the garden watching the sunset with her just holding his manhood. Then one day she goes to meet him in the garden but finds Gloria, a new resident, in…

Design Fault Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angel tells Davidson, ""Well, you've been such a good guy and your motorcycles have changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven."" Davidson thinks about it and says, ""I wanna hang out with God, Himself."" The befeathered fellow at the Gates takes Arthur to the Throne Room and introduces him to God. Arthur then asks God, ""Hey, aren't you t…