Why do Call of Duty players hate Lee Harvey Oswald? Oh come on, the man is a stupid camping hardscoper!

Some Chuck Norris Jokes - Chuck Norris doesn't pet any animals. Animals pet themselves when he approaches them. - Chuck Norris threw a hand grenade and killed 50 people. Then the grenade exploded. - When Chuck Norris enters the room, even the chairs are standing up. - Chuck Norris doesn't need to flush the toilet. He simply goes "Boo!" and anything in the bowl promptly rushes away. - Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at a Burger King. He got it without a single remark. - Chuck Norris doesn't …

What's the difference between a Redditor, Marilyn Monroe, Melania Trump, and Lee Harvey Oswald? One's a jerk who jacks off, one jerked off Jack, one jacks off a jerk, and one's a jerk who offed Jack .

What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common? They both banged JFK