What's the difference between a Redditor, Marilyn Monroe, Melania Trump, and Lee Harvey Oswald? One's a jerk who jacks off, one jerked off Jack, one jacks off a jerk, and one's a jerk who offed Jack .

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe? I choose to go to Marilyn’s hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard

Why wouldn't JFK be a good boxer? He can't take a shot to the head....

How does JFK clear his head? He goes for a car ride.