A Very Serious Medical Condition After a very troubling dream, Mr. Smith is visiting his psychiatrist for much needed advice. ""Doctor, these last few nights I've been having these incredibly vivid dreams,"" he says. ""They're really starting to bother me, and I don't know what they mean."" ""What are they about?"" his psychiatrist asks. ""Well, it's really strange. I dream I'm an old, Native American man. I've living out on the plains, returning from hunting the Great Buffalo. Then, as the drea…

Nurse Jenny Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. ""She's incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards."" said one doctor. ""Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He nearly died on us!"" The second doctor said, ""That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy ne…

""Doctor! Doctor! I think I may have Alzheimers!"" ""We had this discussion last week, Mr. Smith.""

I loved going to the psychiatrist as a young girl. He said ""I think I can see the problem, Mr Smith.""