An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. As he was searching for the perfect woman he met a farmer who had three gorgeous daughters. He explained his plans to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of the daughters. The farmer replied, ""They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."" The man dated the first daughter. The …

Naming your daughters A man has 3 daughters. One day, the daughters decided to ask their father why they were given the names they had. The first daughter asks: ""dad, why did you name me Rose?"" The father replies, ""well Rose, because when you were born, a rose landed on you as we left the hospital. The second daughter asks: ""dad, why did you name me Lily?"" The father replies, ""well Lily, because when you were born, a lily landed on you as we left the hospital. The third daughter approaches…

There's a mother potato with three daughter potatoes... All three daughter potatoes have recently gotten engaged and are coming home to celebrate. The first daughter potato gets home and says ""Mom, you won't believe it. I'm engaged to an Idaho potato!"" ""Oh,"" says the mother potato, ""an Idaho? Well that's a fine tater! Just a great tater! I'm so happy for you!"" Not much later the second daughter potato gets home. ""Mom, great news, I'm engaged to a Russet potato!"" ""Wow, a Russet? Dear tha…

3 Girls, 1 Mother There were three daughters and they all wanted to get married but they couldn't afford it and neither could there parents. So the parents said ""We will give you all a joint wedding and then you will all be able to get married"". So they got married and all three daughters then said ""I want a honeymoon but we cant afford it"". The parents couldn't afford it either so they decided they would have the honeymoon at their parents house. So on there honeymoon night their mother wok…