A man returns home from the golf course... His wife asks him why he no longer plays with Jerry, a long-time friend. He replies:""Would you enjoy playing with a swearing, rude cheat?"" His wife says ""No, of course not"". Her husband answers:""Well neither does Jerry""

What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite football position? Tight end

Golf hole in one NSFW Jerry decides to take up golf

Just spent 15 minutes explaining football to my 5-year-old daughter. Now I think I'll go explain health care reform to the cat.