A man returns home from the golf course... His wife asks him why he no longer plays with Jerry, a long-time friend. He replies:""Would you enjoy playing with a swearing, rude cheat?"" His wife says ""No, of course not"". Her husband answers:""Well neither does Jerry""

What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite football position? Tight end

Lady Golfer NSFW Jerry asks the clubhouse barman if there is anyone available to join him for a round of golf. The barman says ""Only that lady over there

Just spent 15 minutes explaining football to my 5-year-old daughter. Now I think I'll go explain health care reform to the cat.