"I believe I can fry" - R Kelly filling out McDonald's application

Guys, Kelly Kapowski does not belong solely to me She belongs to us all She's R. Kelly

People that start a sentence with "Now I'm not trying to be rude" are either about to be rude, or about to sing Ignition by R Kelly.

Yo. Wanna do graffiti? "Sure man" [My friend makes a cool gang symbol on a wall] Cool. Let me try [Mine reads KELLY WHY DID U LEAVE ME]