"I believe I can fry" - R Kelly filling out McDonald's application

Guys, Kelly Kapowski does not belong solely to me She belongs to us all She's R. Kelly

Yo. Wanna do graffiti? "Sure man" [My friend makes a cool gang symbol on a wall] Cool. Let me try [Mine reads KELLY WHY DID U LEAVE ME]

A great joke for a date (Also, my first post) So a man, Bill takes a young lady, Kelly, on a date. He decides to take her to the carnival. Upon asking what she wants to do, Kelly says, ""I want to get weighed."" A bit confused, the man takes her to the weighing station, where the man gets her weight right on the third guess. Having lost, Bill asks Kelly, ""What do you want to do next?"" to which Kelly replies, ""I want to get weighed."" Bill is confused, and eventually fakes a headache and takes…