There's a good chance Dr. Phil has jerked off to the Domino's Pizza Tracker.

I'd definitely watch a show with Dr. Phil going door to door reading people's Google search history out-loud with the most judgmental stare.

Sheep and babies A hwite priest comes and lives with an African tribe teaching about God. One day, a woman becomes pregnant and the baby is hwite. The chief becomes angered. He says to the priest: ""Explain this to me!"" ""Explain what/wot m8?"" ""There is a hwite baby!"" The chief is convinced that the priest is the father. (they didn't go on dr. Phil tho so it doesn't count) The priest explains to him that coincidences can happen. ""See that flock of sheep over there? There's a whole bunch of …

I'm no Dr. Phil, but I bet if you tell at least 5 people to fcuk off today you'll feel better.