TO: Everyone who has been run over by a boat in Venice... ...my deepest gondolances.#Venice0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
me: good morning, Linda Linda, my co-worker who backpacked through Europe: Not as nice as the sunrises you can see looking out from Venice#Linda Linda#Europe#Venice0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm sorry to hear your uncle was run over by a boat in Venice. My gondolences.#Venice#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[at funeral] Me: "I'm sorry your husband died in that boating accident in Venice" Widow: "please no.... Me: "you have my gondolances"#Venice#Marriage#Dark Humor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
2016 is like a crisp autumn wind on a clear day in Venice It blows. (Get well soon Carrie)#Carrie#Venice#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp