I was driving past a farm... And a couple of hens walked on to the road. It was to late to stop the car, so i drove over them.. Feeling a bit guilty i pulled up to the farmhouse and explained it to the farmer. He didnt believe me so we walked to the road together. After seeing the dead hens on the road, the farmer says to me; ""dont worry sir, these chickens arrent mine, i dont own flat hens.""

A Texan Is Walking Around Rural Ireland With A Very Aggressive & Dangerous Looking Pit Bull On A Leash. He passes a ramshackle farm with an old man standing outside of it leaning on the gatepost & smoking a pipe who is looking very curiously at the pit bull. Farmer:- "Bejaysus, what kind of dog is that??....NEVER seen one like it before!!" Texan:- "Well sir, this here is what you call a pit bull terrier one of...if not **the** most aggressive & feared fighting dog in the world, this fella's n…

A commissar goes to a collective farm... ... And hails a farmer to ask about how his village's farms are doing. The farmer says "Oh Comrade Commissar, if we stacked all the potatoes in a pile, it would reach the foot of God!" The commissar raises an eyebrow and says "Comrade farmer, we live in the USSR. There is no god." The farmer replied: "That's okay, there are no potatoes either."