Do you know why Morgan Freeman's name is Morgan Freeman? Because his first name is Morgan and his last name is Freeman

Look at the name 'Morgan Freeman' and then TRY not to read things in Morgan Freeman's voice. See? You can't.

Military Jokes I'm a former Army guy and I need some jokes about other branches of the military. So far all I have is: In the Navy, how do you seperate the men from the boys? -With a crowbar. What's the worst thing in a woman? -A Marine

Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks? So that they can see the battle.