The Pope visits The United States... and is being driven in a Limousine. Having never drove one#United States0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
United States: There's 5280 feet in one mile. Rest of the World: What even is that? United States: Lol, we made it up.#United States#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I threw a parking cone at someone. I am the drunkest person in the United states.#United States#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Americans think of Canada as a United States cover band.#Canada#United States#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Amazing how in the last 30 years, the United States has completely transitioned from an industrial powerhouse to a brunch-based economy.#United States0🔗 ShareWhatsApp