Why did Europe start the first World War? They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

What does a colonial space marine and Europe have in common? They are both xenophobic!

THE best Bavarian cream pie My grandpa was stationed in Germany after the war. And when I was very small he told me about this little restaurant that served THE best Bavarian cream pie. Apparently he went there every opportunity he had. He couldn't get enough of that Bavarian cream pie - it was absolutely unreal. Well, a few years ago, my grandpa found out that he had a terminal illness, and only had a few months left to live. So, he booked a deluxe vacation cruise to Europe that would eventuall…

The Train Carriage Compartment So, traveling by train through Europe were a Ukrainian man, a Russian soldier, an old lady, and a beautiful young woman. Naturally, there was some tension, and nobody spoke. Then the train went into a tunnel, and everything, for a moment, was pitch dark. There's the sound of a loud kiss, a slap, and when the train emerges from the carriage, the Russian soldier is nursing a very sore cheek. The old lady thinks: ""Serves him right! How dare he take advantage of that …