Bush and Brazilian Casaulties of War So, Donald Rumsfeld is briefing George Bush in the Oval Office. ""Oh and finally, sir, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today."" Bush goes pale, his jaw hanging open in stunned disbelief. He buries his face in his hands, muttering ""My God...My God"". ""Mr. President,"" says Cheney, ""we lose soldiers all the time, and it's terrible. But I've never seen you so upset. What's the matter?"" Bush looks up and says...""How many is a Brazilian?""

Three Brazilian Soldiers Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: ""Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."" ""OH NO!"" the President exclaims. ""That's terrible!"" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, ""How many is a brazillion?""

vintage Bush joke Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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