The CIA and KGB are in a contest to see who are the better spies They are both given a patch of forest and told there is a rabbit there that they must find. The CIA spends millions of dollars on informants among the other woodland animals. They set up fancy equipment and video cameras. They invent a new rabbit detector. After a week of trying they can't find the rabbit and announce that there never was a rabbit. The KGB sends two men into the forest. They emerge 15 minutes later with a bear that…

Intelligence Services Contest There once was a contest to determine the best Intelligence Service in the world. The rules were simple. Each team takes turns to go into a forest and bring out a lion. The fastest team wins. The MI5 went first and with their superior abilities manage to flush out a lion in about a week. The CIA rose to the challenge and using their world class equipment and tactics flush out the beast in about 3 days. The KGB goes last and nothing happens for a week. Everyone one w…

The CIA, MI5, and the KGB have a contest to see who can find a white rabbit in the forest The CIA comes in first place, finding the rabbit in fourteen hours. They used contacts, thermal vision, and satellites. MI5 comes in second place, finding the rabbit in 24 hours using much of the same tactics The KGB comes in last place. In one hour, they produced a bear, near beaten to death, who said ""OK, OK, I admit it, I am a rabbit.""

The CIA, MI5, and the KGB have a contest The CIA, MI5, and the KGB have a contest to see who can find a white rabbit in the forest The CIA comes in first place, finding the rabbit in fourteen hours. They used contacts, thermal vision, and satellites. MI5 comes in second place, finding the rabbit in 24 hours using much of the same tactics The KGB comes in last place. In one hour, they produced a bear, near beaten to death, who said "OK, OK, I admit it, I am a rabbit."