A Texan is getting drunk in a bar in Alaska... and he starts to brag about how great Texas is. An Alaskan hunter comes up to him and says, "Listen, buddy. Here in Alaska, you ain't shit until you've done three things: Drink a fifth of Alaskan whiskey, shoot a polar bear, and make love to an Eskimo woman." The Texan accepts the challenge and starts by grabbing a bottle of whisky from the counter and painfully chugging it down. He then says that he'll be right back and ambles out the door. A f…

A cowboy rode into a dusty old town... ...and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on strangers. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar and with a quick move of his hands, he flipped his guns into the air, caught them above his head without even looking and fired at the ceiling. Which one of you cow'rdly sidewinders stole my hoss!?"" he yelled. No one answered. ""Alright, I'm gonna have anotha beer,…

To be part of the clan... A man is looking for a radical life change. After considerable thought, he decides to move to the freezing regions of Alaska, to live with the Eskimos. He leaves soon afterwards. He really enjoys his time there. He seems to be getting along with everyone, and has learned to adapt to the harsh climate. And though he's friendly with everyone, he isn't ever considered their equals. This eats at him for a while. He decides he must earn the eskimo's respect if he is to survi…

So a blind man walks into a bar... So a blind man walks into a bar in Texas. He feels his way up to the counter and pulls himself into the chair and exclaims, ""WOW! these barstools are huge!"". The bartender then replies, ""yep, everything is bigger in Texas."" The blind man then orders a beer, so the bartender brings him over a mug of some ice cold beer. The blind mind exclaims, ""WOW! this mug is huge!"". The bartender then replies, ""yep, everything is bigger in Texas."" After a few drinks t…