A man and his son were at the grocery store today... They were using a cart that had a child-size car attached to the front with the kid inside. While I was shopping, I noticed the dad started hitting the cart into the wall, it was a pretty bizarre sight to see. Before I could intervene, the kid yells, Kid: DAAAAAD, stop!!! What are you doing?! Stooop! Kid: Daaaad?! We're not going anywhere! What are you doing? The dad finally stops after a minute, looks his son straight in the eye and says, as …

When does it become a dad joke? When it was a kid.

A proud new Dad sits down to have a drink with his father. ""Well son, now that you've got a kid of your own, I think it's time to give you this"" ""Dad, you don't mean-"" ""Yes son, I do"" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition* ""Dad... I'm honoured..."" he says, tears sparkling in his eyes. ""Hi honoured"", replies his father. ""I'm Dad"".

A Man, A Proud New Dad of a Baby Boy, Sits Down With His Father At An Irish Pub They get a drink together at the Flannigan Pub, and his father, wearing a blue polo shirt, looks him in the eye and says ""son, I'm very proud of you and now that you're a father and have a son of your own, I think it's time I give you something"" ""Dad, you don't mean what I think you do?"" ""I do, son"" says the man's father Out of his right front pocket, he pulls out a small, thick book that says it is ""1001 Dad …