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the heads of Coors, Budweiser and Guinness go to lunch. So, the heads of Coors, Budweiser and Guinness are all sitting in a restaurant. When the waitress comes over she takes their drinks order first - 'Ill have a silver bullet' says the Coors guy - 'Ill have the king of beers' says the Budweiser guy - 'Lemonade please' says the head of Guinness The other two look at him ... 'Lemonade?' 'Well if you're not drinking beer neither am I'

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