Statistics say there's a gay guy in every group of friends. I think it's Tim... he's got a great ass.#Tim1900🔗 ShareWhatsApp
FRIEND: you gotta go home and show your wife who's boss ME: damn right [later] ME: jen listen up *pulls out photo* this is my manager tim#Jen#Tim#Marriage#Work0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a copy of your naughty list. Love, -Tim#Tim#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Tim: This is Tim from accounting. Me: Hi Tim from accounting. Tim: Just say Tim. Me. Tim. Tim: How are you today? Me: Tim.#Tim0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What if animals were injured in the making of a film. would it say ''Tim hurt one monkey... he feels bad."#Tim#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp