My girlfriend left a note on the fridge ""This is not working. I'm going to my mom's house."" I opened the fridge. The light came on. The beer was cold. What the hell is she talking about?

My girlfriend and my refrigerator So after a long day at work I come home to an empty house. I proceed to the kitchen where I find a note from my girlfriend. "" this isn't working, I'm sorry but I just can't take it, I'm going yo go live with my mother"" But then I opened the fridge the light came on and the beer was cold. What the hell was she talking about?

My girlfriend left a note on the fridge: This isn't working, I'm going to my mums house. I opened the fridge door and the light came on and the beer was cold. What the hell did she mean?

Real men lay eggs..... Shitfaced and happy, Jack comes home from the pub late one Friday evening. Not wanting to disturb his girl, who's already asleep, he creeps into bed beside her, gives her a peck on her cheek and falls asleep. When he wakes up, he finds a strange man standing at the end of his bed. To make matters even stranger, the man's wearing a long flowing white robe. ""Who the hell are you?"" Jack demands, ""and what are you doing in my bedroom?"" With a completely straight face, whic…