Kristen gave Sally 3 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. Todd gave Sally 5 flowers and 3 stuffed animals. What does Sally have? Cancer.

At the Creation of Women God: Adam, it would cost you but would you like me to make you a woman? Adam: Yes. But what is a woman My Lord? God: A woman is a wonderful creature that would obey ALL your commands and fufil ALL your desires Adam: What would it cost me? God: Only an arm and a leg Adam: Uh, what can I get for a rib?

Did you know adam and eve owned a computer? It was an apple but it was so bad that just 1 byte and everything would crash

GOD said, Adam, I want you to do something for me. Gladly, Lord, replied Adam. What do you want me to do? Go down into the valley. Whats a valley? asked Adam. God explained to him, then said, Cross the river. Whats a river? God explained it to him, and then continued, Go over the hill. Whats a hill? God explained to Adam what a hill was, then said, On the other side of the hill, you will find a cave. Whats a cave? After God explained, he said, In the cave you will find a woman. Adam asked, What…