I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming "KITT!" When he can't find his car.

David Hasselhoff saves money on tailored shirts by not ordering the first 5 buttons.

"Your lifeguard resume is just a pic of David Hasselhoff" I feel it says all u need to know about me "He's drunk with a cheeseburger" Yes

David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and says to the barman... ...""I want you to call me David Hoff"". The barman replies: ""Sure thing Dave... no hassle.""