A boy was born of an Indian , Irish , Chinese and an Italian Grandmother They couldn't settle on a name, until it hit them! They named him Ravi O. Lee i'll see myself out

My grandma sent the entire newspaper to me in the subject line of an email.

[family game night] Me: do u understand now, grandma? U understand the rules now? Mum [tappin my shoulder]: she gets it. Loosen the headlock

Fun Fact: I love it when Americans whose Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandfather emigrated from Ireland say "I'm Irish". No.