Police talking on the radio... * Sergeant, we've arrived at the scene. * So, what's the situation? * A woman killed her husband. There were 35 stab wounds, two gunshot wounds, and after decapitating him, she finally burned his body. * Wow, what was the reason she gave for the crime? * He stepped where she was cleaning the floor. * Did you manage to capture the woman? * No, Sergeant. We are waiting for the floor to dry ...

Who is the only higher ranked officer in the Chicken Army above Colonel Sanders? General Tso.

A Scottish soldier goes to the US for special military training... The next day morning he goes to the platoon and after looking at him the officer asks him: \- Private, did you come here to die? To which he responds: \- No sir, I came here yesterday.

The Pope goes to New York and gets picked up at the airport by a limousine. When he sees the car, he motions to the driver and says: "Do you mind if I ask you a favor?" "A favor for the Pope??" exclaims the driver, "of course - anything!" "You know, I hardly ever get to drive, and I'd really like it if I got to drive now. Would you please let me?" The thought of the Pope getting behind the wheel scared the driver - what if he got into an accident? On the other hand, the driver felt…