A male driver with his wife is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place Man: What's the problem officer? Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone. Man: No sir, I was going 65. Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light. Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light! Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks. (Man gives his wife a dirty lo…

Are you aware you broke the speed limit? A man and his wife were driving on the motorway when a police car signalled for them to pull over. Having stopped, the police officer walked over to the car and asked the man to unwind his window: ''Sir, are you aware of how fast you were just driving?'' The man replies, ''I'm sure I didn't break the speed limit officer.'' ''Well I just clocked you at 78'' ''Impossible officer, I never went over 70.'' ''I can assure you sir, you were well over the …

Is it not funny Prize winning message of the year-. A husb went to police station for filing report For his missing wife: Husb : -I lost my wife (misty), she went for shopping & still not reached home yet. Inspector : -What is her height ? Husb: -I never noticed. Inspector : -Slim or healthy ?. Husb: -Not slim can be healthy. Inspector : -Colour of eyes ? Husb : -Never noticed. Inspector : -Colour of hair ? Husb : -Changes according to season. Inspector : -What was she wearing? Husb…

Missing report A husband went to the police station to file a missing report Husband : -I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn't come back yet. Officer: -What is her height? Husband : -Average, I guess. Officer: -Slim or healthy? Husband: -Not slim, but probably healthy. Officer: -Color of eyes? Husband : -Never noticed. Officer : -Color of hair? Husband : -Changes according to season. Officer : -What was she wearing? Husband : -Not sure, either a dress or a suit. Officer …