DOCTOR: congratulations, it's a boy! *holds up baby tricycle* BICYCLE DAD: what the hell? BICYCLE MOM: *crying*

An English man, Welsh man, and Indian man are in a maternity hospital. The doctor tells them theres been a mix up and doesn't know who's baby is who's. The English man runs in and grabs the only brown baby and starts to walk out. The Indian man looks relly confused and says ""I'm pretty sure that's not your baby it looks Indian so it's mine"". The English man says ""I know, but there's not a chance in hell I'm leaving here with a baby that could be Welsh.""

A woman is giving birth... A woman is giving birth in a hospital and after hours of excruciating pain the baby comes out. The doctor looks at it, looks at her, and then throws the baby on the ground and stomps on it's head. Mortified the woman asks the doctor, ""what the hell did you do that for?"" The doctor looks at her and says, ""Don't worry, the baby was already dead.""

A man is at work when he receives a call from the hospital, where his pregnant wife is. Doctor: Is this Mr.Smith? Smith: Yes, what is the problem? Doctor: Sir, your wife is in labour, get here immediately! Smith races to the hospital, runs into the waiting room where the doctor is waiting. Smith: Where is she? How is my baby?! Doctor: She is okay sir, however your baby... Smith: What is it?! Doctor: It's miraculous! Your baby can fly! Smith: What!? What are you talking about? Doctor: Come see! T…