Who was Michael Jackson? [FIXED] Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: He's both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: He's both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: He's both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

A boy walks up to his priest... Boy: Father? Priest: Yes? Boy: I been thinking reeaal hard about something and i just can't figure it out. Priest: Figure what out? Boy: I just can't figure out if God is black or white. Do you know? [*The priest chuckled*] Priest: Son, you see there isn't a simple answer for that but i'd say God is both. [*the boy walked off with a puzzled look*] [*30 minutes later the boy comes back*] Boy: Listen, i've thought about what you said and now i'm wondering whether Go…

A little boy asks his mother some questions about God... ""Mommy, is God a boy or a girl?"" His mother replies, ""Both, honey."" ""Mommy, is God black or white?"" His mother replies, ""Both, honey."" He thinks for a minute. ""Mommy, is God Michael Jackson?""

A boy asks his father... ""Dad, is God black or white?"" The father says that God is both. The boy then asks ""Is God a man or a woman?"" The father again says that God is both. The boy finally says, ""Dad, is God Michael Jackson?""