Who was Michael Jackson? Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

According to my mom, Michael Jackson died again. #RIPPrince

A boy walks up to his priest... Boy: Father? Priest: Yes? Boy: I been thinking reeaal hard about something and i just can't figure it out. Priest: Figure what out? Boy: I just can't figure out if God is black or white. Do you know? [*The priest chuckled*] Priest: Son, you see there isn't a simple answer for that but i'd say God is both. [*the boy walked off with a puzzled look*] [*30 minutes later the boy comes back*] Boy: Listen, i've thought about what you said and now i'm wondering whether Go…

Kid: I want to give grandpa tickets to a Michael Jackson show! Dad: you can't, he's been dead for years now, and so is Michael Jackson.