How is Chick-Fil-A like a black hole? You can come in, but you can't come out. <editorial non-joke remark - I'm straight, but these guys need to learn a lesson IMHO>

How is Chick-Fil-A like a black hole? You can come in, but you can't come out. <editorial non-joke remark - I'm straight, but these guys need to learn a lesson IMHO>

The most useful lesson I learned from my cat is if somebody puts clothing on you, just freeze and flop over on your side.

Probably the most valuable life lesson I've learned from a movie is to not steal black girls' cheer routines.