What does a burning Mexican farm smell like? Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

I hope zombies will come from Mexico. After eating their way through fat Americans, they'll be like "Sorry little Canadians. We're full."

Border Security Idea: Make the door to Mexico too small for sombreros.

If Twitter was any more fun we'd have to smuggle it in from Mexico.