Did you hear the score of the Germany Vs Ethiopia game? Germany 8, Ethiopia didn't.

I recently followed a guy from Ethiopia. BIG mistake. The only thing he ever tweets about is what he's not having for dinner.

A 13-pound baby was born in GERMANY?? C'mon Mississippi, this is why we keep you around

If I had a time machine I'd go back to Germany in 1933 and change my Facebook avatar to an anti-Nazi logo.