What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.? Call Baltimore, M.D.

Just spent an hour attempting to explain to my 3 year the difference between Baltimore and Voldemort.

Chicago launched an innovative new ride-sharing program today and the way it works is some guy stole my bike.

I'm going to buy a house near the St. Louis Airport and paint "Welcome to chicago" on my roof to confuse people who are about to land.