The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk....... Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Wales for quite cheap. So, they brought the cow over from Wales . It was absolutely wonderful and it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy. They later bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again. They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow wo…

An American man walks into a bar... An American man walks into a bar and grabs a seat. While ordering a pint, he can't help but overhear an obnoxiously loud but indiscernible conversation from three massively large ladies down the bar. The man calls out to them,, ""Hey babes, are you from Scotland?"" Quite rudely, one lady interjects while inhaling her fish and chips,nmnm, ""It's Wales, you jackass!"" Embarrassed, the man replies, ""My deepest apologies, Whales, are you fom Scotland?""

[NSFW] Following on from the condoms joke ... ... the first time I worked in Wales I was in the bar of the pub I was sleeping at and getting on quite well with the locals, something many Englishmen will know can be hard to do if you don't know someone there. One old boy decided, without any prompting, to instruct me on the best ways to make love to a sheep. He said that the two things you could not do without, apart from a good looking sheep, were a dry stone wall and a pair of Wellington boots.…

So this guy went to Wales to work on a sheep farm. A couple of days later, he got really lonely. So, he'd heard the legends, and figured ""When in Rome...."" So he got himself a sheep. And shagged it. While leading the sheep back to its pen, he saw a bunch of the other guys looking at him, pointing fingers and laughing. Shoot! Maybe the legends weren't true after all. One of the locals came up and said, between peals of laughter, ""You.....hahah...had to pick the ugly one, didn't you?""