So this guy went to Wales to work on a sheep farm. A couple of days later, he got really lonely. So, he'd heard the legends, and figured ""When in Rome...."" So he got himself a sheep. And shagged it. While leading the sheep back to its pen, he saw a bunch of the other guys looking at him, pointing fingers and laughing. Shoot! Maybe the legends weren't true after all. One of the locals came up and said, between peals of laughter, ""You.....hahah...had to pick the ugly one, didn't you?""