A guy sits in front of TV all day, farting like there's no tomorrow. But not just gassy airish farts, I'm talking mega greasy wet ones, the kind that would make your dog puke. The wife, understandably is very angry, and says: ""one day Honey, you are gonna fart your guts out."" The next Sunday, as wife is preparing Turkey for sunday lunch, her husband falls asleep. The wife spies an opportunity to get her own back, so she takes the innards of the turkey and places them in the underwear her husba…