Donald Trump is basically the villain in every anime so I assume he'll be defeated by a 13-year-old boy in short pants

Donald Trump says he'll open up secret 9/11 files. Miley Cyrus says she'll flee the country if Trump is elected. Connect the dots, people.

Donald Trump is like the "Scream" movies in that he blurs the line between comedy and horror.

Don't worry, Donald Trump will declare bankruptcy and start a new country.