What does Neil Degrasse Tyson say to pickup a lady? "Hey, would you like to get astro physical with my dark matter?" Edit: I hope Neil sees this. That's my dream. I love everything he has done for the science community.

If you screwed up something in a science lab, who do you tell? **Not** Neil deGrasse cause he will grass on you!

If you screwed up something in a science lab, who do you tell? Neil deGrasse cause he will grass on you!

So son, you want to win the science fair, eh? We can solve this with good ol' American know-how *drone strikes other projects* We win