What does Neil Degrasse Tyson say to pickup a lady? "Hey, would you like to get astro physical with my dark matter?" Edit: I hope Neil sees this. That's my dream. I love everything he has done for the science community.

If you screwed up something in a science lab, who do you tell? **Not** Neil deGrasse cause he will grass on you!

College Student's Response to a Chemistry Mid Term Bonus Question. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they a…

One More For All The Philosophy Majors Out There The Physics major asks: How does it work? The Engineering major asks: How do you build it? The Accounting major asks: How much will it cost? The Philosophy major asks: Do you want fries with that?